Bahaha! I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Hmm…

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

It doesn’t usually bother me anymore. I used to HAVE to have them shut…but not as much anymore :)

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Sometimes. If it’s a place/memory that I never want to forget and that I’d like to add to muh memory box.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

I don’t sleep wif sheets, GAG!

Do you like to use post-it notes?

Not particularly…I’ll end up writing down important things and then I lose it immediately!

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Precisely why I don’t cut them out.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

A bear…bc it’d hopefully be fast and over wif.

Do you have freckles?

YES… :/ and I’m getting more and more everytime I go in the sun. HMPH!

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Being ignored. Ignore me and get fawked.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Only if I’m trying to distract muhself from sumfin.

Have you ever peed in the woods?

Hmm…I don’t think so…

Have you ever pooped in the woods?

Proud to say…NOPES.

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

Hahaha, only recently to shake muh booty XD

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Have to go wif the Briellie Classics…Titanic, Ever After, and Pretty Woman.

Are you stubborn?

Fuck no :)

Favorite type of fruit pie?

…I don’t like pie…

What do you wear to bed?

Depends whose bed I’m sleeping in XD

Cheetos Or Fritos?

FUCK FRITOS…Imma Cheeto girl…oh God. I almost wrote Cheetah Girl.

Do you want to get married?

One day :)

Do you want kids?

A much further one day. Tis a bit scurry to think about at this point in time.

What is on your desktop wallpaper?

I just changed it for the first time in years. Es now black wif a purple abstract butterfly on it.

What is on the shirt you’re wearing right now?

Es a Rays shirt and says “Sam Fuld for Governor” on the back :P

What do you do on a Sunday night?

If I’m not working or wif the boii…I suppose this? lol

If you could only use one condiment on your food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

MOTHERFUCKING KETCHUP !!!!! <33 …oh or ranch…

What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?

My mom’s sweet potatoes wif roasted marshmellows on top…mmmmm!

What time do you plan on waking up tomorrow?

Whenevs I feel like! WOOWOO!

What is your favorite day of the year?

Muh birfday and Halloween.

Holy headache.

You own more than 4 red shirts: FALSE

Your name is longer than 5 letters: TRUE (and I had to count on muh fingars)

The room you’re in has a calender: FALSE

You hate fish: FALSE (but I’d like them better if they were cuddly)

You loved playing with big balls when you were younger: BAHAHAHA TRUE?

You believe that the number 13 is cursed: FALSE

More than 2 of your friends have red hair: FALSE

You wish you could see a real pirate: TRUE

You like dark jeans better than light jeans: TRUE? (just depends)

You hate hunting: TRUE (but I’ve nevs done it before so I’m not sure)

You’re older than 21: TRUE

The brand of computer you’re on is Toshiba: TRUE

You hated gym class: FALSE

You don’t like talking about your family: FALSE…idc

Your dad is almost or is bald: FALSE

You’re first date was to the movies: FALSE…gotta love being a mallrat at the age of 14.

Baseball is a sport that you like: TRUE

When is the last time you sat around a campfire?

Hmm..around December or November. It’s crazy to think I used to sit at one a couple times a week with old frands.

Do you have a back-up career choice? What is it?

Being a surrogate mother :P

Is there a comic book store in your city?

Prolly? I remember as a kid going to one out on Hillsborough buttttt Idk now…

Do you think religion justifies treating people unequally?

Not at all.

Say something in Spanish:

Cono! But Idk how to make the lil squiggly line.

Did you ever think that running away would solve your problems?

Yes, sometimes I still do. Just grab all my thangs and move to a new place. But I know that it’d be the same wherever I go…or…I keep saying that to keep myself grounded lol

Where was the last place to which you rode a taxi?

Errrrrm, in Ohio maybe to the airport.

What colour are your dad’s eyes?

Green.

Would you ever date a guy for his money?

Naw, I has other priorities.

Do you dream about your crushes/bfs?

Oddly enough he was in muh dream last night and he tried taking me on some super scurry, real earthquake/volcano roller coaster and I pretended to split up from him and that I rode it…and then when he found out I lied he turned into my dad. GAG !!

What was the last thing you ate?

A chicken wang X.x not vury sexily eiths

Who was the last person you talked to?

Mamzy.

Do you have a little sister?

No, I always wished I had a sister, wah. What color is your room? Blue.